The red and white ball.

This is one thing everyone enjoyed as a child, or maybe even now as a teen. (Hey, I'm not going to judge you.)
Pokemon was "tha shyt" and still is to some people.
Even if you thought you didn't you did.
C'mon who wouldn't like super powered cute little animals?
Who wouldn't want an companion that's easy to travel with that can literally kick someones Claudius maxi mus when you come across an unfriendly traveler?
And what was just so amusing and awesome was that they were
able to be stuffed into a tiny little red and white ball. (Might I add that it can also shrink into tinier ball.)
It's so compact and portable!
I mean all you do is beat their little hiney until they're on the verge of death,
throw the ball to hurt them even more, and that super cool insane red beam of light
suddenly engulfs them and shoves them in the ball.
Then ta da! You got you're very own, forcefully cought, almost dead pet.
But you know what would be even more awesome?
If that ball was real and it worked on human beings, I would totally use that shit up.
I mean wouldn't it be cool if some annoying immature, completely idiotic bitch was just
spittin' words at you, saying things that's the least of you're concern such as like "ugh oh my gosh you're such a whore, stop flirting with my man, your so ugly, etc." and many other bullshit was standing in front of you, and all you want is for that piece of nothing to disappear?
Okay so this piece of bull poop is standing in front of you. You reach in your pocket and fish out
your pokeball and throw it at her/him and they'd scream ow! and vanish in a beam of red light.
You pick up the ball, you realize you have their life in the palm of your hands. I would dispose of it in a forest or something, you might have other (more hostile) things in mind.
Too bad things such as pokeballs doesn't exist. And too bad that annoying immature people can't just disappear
Well I'm in a rotten mood, writing this entry and brought back some gay memories. (Not really gay, just stupid.)
Later Kiddies.

Your friend, LadyRIOT